I often feel bad for my future children.
Because when they complain about anything, they are going to hear responses like this:
"Oh ya, you hate chores? Well, when I was in my twenties in Chi.na I had to hand wash my underwear in a sink that was shared with N Koreans!"
"Oh ya, school's hard? Well, when I was in my twenties in Chi.na I had to read 200 page books in CHIN.ESE entitled, "Why Economics Is Not Yet A Science" and write papers on it in CHIN.ESE." (true story, due tomorrow, not lookin' good).
"Oh ya, you have problems you need to solve? Well, when I was in my twenties in Ch.ina I had to pull off the road in rush hour traffic to fix my bike basket with hairties found in my purse."
SO THERE, metaphorical kids.
walk slow. xoxo.