My neighbor only has one pair of underwear. That - or he has 8 of the same pair.
Wanna know how I know this?
Because everyday when I look out my window, I see this -
Directly across from my window. Everyday. Sometimes he looks directly at me and cleans out his ears with q-tips.
For Chinese New Year I might buy him a new pair of undies. Just for a change of pace.
walk slow. xoxo.