hahahahaha.

Scene:

Tonight riding home in the front seat of my Chin.ese BFF Doctor Xu's car. He is explaining to me his plans to marry his girlfriend.

Me, "how do you say, 'fiance' in Chin.ese?"

Him, "Fiance? Fiance? That is a singer! A singer!"

..........confused pause..........

Him, "Ohhhhh, BEYONCE!"

Me, "hahahahahhahahahahahahaha..."

walk slow. xoxo.